IRS We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got Shirts
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IRS We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got Shirts

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IRS We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got ShirtsThey say death and taxes are inevitable. One of those doesn't show up with a badge, a clipboard, and the power to ruin your life. This shirt pays tribute to the only government agency that makes the mafia look subtle the Internal Revenue Service. Featuring a definitely not approved version of their logo and their unspoken motto, this tee is perfect for tax season or court dates. Printed with government grade sarcasm Soft enough for uncomfortable

They say death and taxes are inevitable. One of those doesn't show up with a badge, a clipboard, and the power to ruin your life.

This shirt pays tribute to the only government agency that makes the mafia look subtle — the Internal Revenue Service. Featuring a definitely-not-approved version of their logo and their unspoken motto, this tee is perfect for tax season… or court dates.

  • Printed with government-grade sarcasm

  • Soft enough for uncomfortable audits

  • Won’t protect you from asset forfeiture, but you’ll look good losing it all

  • Unofficial IRS merch (but they will find a way to tax it)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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Rachel
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Not so tough
Size: Mini, Color: Gator (Pink)
I bought this because I dog sit. The dog chews up every. Single. Toy. So I bought it since it was cheap and it can be in the “chunk” (the dog’s name) toy box. It is not durable at all. He tore it up just as fast as a cheaply made toy. Chunk LOVES it! He would not stop playing with it. He loves the squeakers, it is a perfect size for him to throw it up in the air and chase it, and he loved ripping the legs off. It is good for my husband and I because there is little to no fluff. However, it is the perfect size to drop behind the couch and not be able to get. So once he drops it behind the couch, he won’t get it until morning. Now for my dog’s rating. My dog loves this toy too. He is much more gentle with toys (he has $5 Walmart toys we bought him back in 2020 in perfect condition that he plays with them every day). Before Chunk came over for the weekend, my dog Ted played with this. Ted is a larger small dog and chunk is a smaller small dog. And it is still the perfect size for both dogs.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Scott T
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Tough
Size: Large, Color: Dinos Frills (Pink)
Tough dog toy that's held up through multiple washes! My dogs love the squeaker. They are not destructive chewers so I can't really say how it would hold up with that kind of dog though.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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ocd_reader
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute and well made my dogs love it.
Size: Mini, Color: Gator (Pink)
Cute little toy definatly for small toy sized dogs. This toy is bright and colorful and well made. My little dog likes it very much and tosses it around all the time. Great toy for fetch.
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MW
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 1
Squeaker inside toy breaks after 2 days
Size: Mini, Color: Gator (Pink)
Bought for my 8 lb chihuahua for Christmas. I have 3 little girls. The youngest loves her toys and of course she took this one over immediately. She just loved everything about it. The material on the gator is amazingly durable and I believe would hold up for a good while. The squeaker inside the toy however, broke after 2 days of my girl playing with it. It's now a noiseless toy that she does not like too much as it does not squeak because it only had the one squeaker in it. I would recommend that 2 squeakers be inserted into this gator. I would not purchase again due to the longevity of the squeaker...only lasted 2 days.
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Celeste A
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Go dog toys are the best!
Size: Large, Color: Dinos Frills (Pink)
These are the only stuffed toys I buy for my Pittie because they are so well made. Even when she unstuffs them, she plays with them forever!
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